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	<title>Comments on: Theaters&#8230; And why they should require taser-carrying ushers</title>
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		<title>By: loulou</title>
		<link>http://stupidchronicles.com/2004/09/27/theaters-and-why-they-should-require-taser-carrying-ushers/#comment-2986</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[loulou]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anywahys, I watched Mr. Hammons, the owner, walk up and down the aisles, watching kids throw popcorn and giggling in all of the heavy parts.   He didn&#039;t do anything about it.  Talk about what good are ushers.  I mean he&#039;s the owner, who else could do something about the stupid people?   I just don&#039;t go to the show hall anymore.   :(]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anywahys, I watched Mr. Hammons, the owner, walk up and down the aisles, watching kids throw popcorn and giggling in all of the heavy parts.   He didn&#8217;t do anything about it.  Talk about what good are ushers.  I mean he&#8217;s the owner, who else could do something about the stupid people?   I just don&#8217;t go to the show hall anymore.   <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: loulou</title>
		<link>http://stupidchronicles.com/2004/09/27/theaters-and-why-they-should-require-taser-carrying-ushers/#comment-2985</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s a good one.    Try  watching Passion of the Christ while 85 church youth group members are surrounding you.    They&#039;re everywhere, they&#039;re everywhere.   And talk about not getting it.   Everyone in the theater is crying when this voice so shrill it could cut glass, bursts out, &quot;Oh My GOD!!!!!&quot;    What poor taste.   I wanted to STRANGLE her.  :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s a good one.    Try  watching Passion of the Christ while 85 church youth group members are surrounding you.    They&#8217;re everywhere, they&#8217;re everywhere.   And talk about not getting it.   Everyone in the theater is crying when this voice so shrill it could cut glass, bursts out, &#8220;Oh My GOD!!!!!&#8221;    What poor taste.   I wanted to STRANGLE her.  <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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