Monthly Archives: March 2005

I can't say what I want to, even if I'm just kidding!

It’s funny how when you start a site like this (especially like this, actually), you do it with the best intentions. My sole objective was just to poke fun at things I found stupid, but alas, when I get going … Continue reading

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Ding dong, the witch is dead!

Terry Shiavo is no more. Good. Maybe now the media will find something worthy of attention to cover in depth like, oh I dunno, the 8.7 quake in Indonesia that killed nearly 500 people. Wonder how many people in the … Continue reading

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Happy Easter!

“He had alot to say. He had alot of nothing to say. We’ll miss him. We’ll miss him. He had alot to say. He had alot of nothing to say. We’ll miss him. We’re gonna miss him We’re gonna miss … Continue reading

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Village Idiot(s)

Every once in awhile I skim through our local newspaper to look at either the sherriff’s report (always nice to see former students taking great strides in their lives) or the opinions page. Normally, it’s to view the latest and … Continue reading

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Leben das Revolution!

I guess “Viva La Revolucion!” is the more popular phrase, but to be honest, I hate the French language, and German is cooler anyways. Putting it in English defeats the purpose altogether… You can’t just walk around saying “Live the … Continue reading

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"Life sucks, get a fucking helmet."

I think Denis Leary is onto something there… A couple months ago I wrote a rant that mocked suicidal people. However, I’m beginning to question our local school system’s teaching methods nowadays, because it seems that many kids from my … Continue reading

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Public Service Announcement

Do you have an infant? Are you planning on bringing it to a memorial, or some other event where the audience is expected to be silent and respectful? If the answer is yes, I’d like to suggest the following options … Continue reading

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