Do you have an infant? Are you planning on bringing it to a memorial, or some other event where the audience is expected to be silent and respectful?
If the answer is yes, I’d like to suggest the following options before taking your biological noise box anywhere:
Have a nice day.
lol..
Christopher.. remember at the memorial service just as the baby started
crying I said “I feel a blog coming on!” lol I love it.. but the
microwave.. honestly. EVIL
Ask him who he thought of when he used the Microwave picture.
OMG…THAT IS SO SICK! U R CRAZY!