Happy Easter!

“He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We’ll miss him.
We’ll miss him.

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We’ll miss him.
We’re gonna miss him
We’re gonna miss him

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren’t afraid to die.
Well, so long.
Don’t cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We’ll miss him.
We’ll miss him.

Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We’ll miss him.
We’ll miss him.
We’re gonna miss him.
We’re gonna miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

But you were so loud.
You sure could yell.
Took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade ’cause I was so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, and
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don’t you fuckin’ lie.

Don’t you step out of line.
Don’t you step out of line.
Don’t you step out of line.
Don’t you fuckin lie.

You claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own
eulogy?

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your fuckin’ cross.
We need the fuckin’ space
To nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For our sins and our lies.
Goodbye!!!”

- “Eulogy”, Tool.

Yeah, that was cheap but I had to. One of my favorite songs, and it’s been stuck in my head all day along with Opiate.

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0 Responses to Happy Easter!

  1. Ben says:

    Hmmmmm… That song’s not agnostic! That being said, I have found myself enjoying it before… Besides Chris, Easter is “after” the cross, you silly goon.

  2. Soilworker says:

    And…?The song concerns the worship of Jesus more than crucifixion specifically, so it’s applicable.

  3. Keith says:

    Tool rocks. I bet if some certain people see it, they will freak… I can’t wait.

  4. Ben says:

    When I said “Besides Chris, Easter is “after” the cross, you silly goon”, I was referring to the picture.

  5. Speedkill says:

    Well,
    Eastern Orthodox Christians haven’t celebrated the cruxifiction of
    Jesus yet this year, so he has another chance. Except, no one cares
    what Eastern Orthodox Christians think.Also, that song isn’t agnostic or atheist.

  6. Ur favorite ppl says:

    To
    Keith: U said “If CERTAIN PEOPLE see this they will freak” so r these
    CERTAIN PEOPLE angelique and Kristen??? If so… FUCK YOU!!!

  7. Soilworker says:

    Or, you know, anybody of the Christian faith that’s especially sensitive…

  8. THS student says:

    That
    pisses me off soooooo much. I don’t even know what to say to that. I
    can’t put it into words. The picture isn’t even funny, although other
    fellow ths students think it is. All i know is that it is bullshit and
    u shouldn’t even have posted it.

  9. Soilworker says:

    I doubt that was a real comment, but what the hell…“I don’t even know what to say to that. I can’t put it into words. The picture isn’t even funny…”Well, no. I suppose it’s not nearly as funny as Christianity in general…“All i know is that it is bullshit.”You must have trouble walking and breathing at the same time then.

  10. ths student says:

    Hey,
    all i was doing was posting my comment, so don’t be saying anthing to
    me about it, because you are doing the exact same thing.

  11. Fellow THS Student says:

    yeah
    I agree w/ THS student. This is not a joke and its not funny. You have
    no right to post pictures like that on your OWN web site. I have the
    right to tell you to stop insted of clicking the back button and
    ignoring it. I also agree that you have a sick and twisted sense of
    humor.. maybe thats why we get along? -guess who

  12. Heliologue says:

    Did…. did you just tell Soilworker he doesn’t have to right to put a parody picture on his own web site? What a nutter.The
    picture is funny, period, unless you’re the sort of knee-jerk Christian
    who thinks that their beliefs are completely beyond reproach. Not
    everyone is a brittle Christian, genius.

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