Monthly Archives: April 2005

So it’s 4/20. Yes, that day when all the local pot-heads get excited because “duuude,” *giggle*, “It’s international pot-smoking day. Riiiight on…” Also today: 2005: Pope Benedict XVI is announced to be John Paul’s successor. Heil Deutschland! 1889: Hitler was … Continue reading →

In some countries, they still hold public executions so the rest of their society will hopefully learn a lesson. Think of the following as the text equivalent. Just when I think the comments under my suicide rant are as logically-deprived … Continue reading →

After enduring a good couple weeks of the media’s death watch, the Pope ran out of juice yesterday. Wow: The Pope, Terri Shiavo, and Johnny Cochran. All gone in one week. There’s a joke in there somewhere, damn it, I … Continue reading →

Owned #1 “I’m so pissed at you” – Keith “Why?” – Me “That post you made!” “Oh” “Sellout!” *snaps me with keychain* “Nah, I’ve had it.” “You can’t!” “I can do whatever I want, bud.” “That’s such a stupid reason … Continue reading →