In some countries, they still hold public executions so the rest of their society will hopefully learn a lesson. Think of the following as the text equivalent.
Just when I think the comments under my suicide rant are as logically-deprived as you can get, I find this gem under the “Happy Easter!” post:
“That pisses me off soooooo much. I don’t even know what to say to that. I can’t put it into words. The picture isn’t even funny, although other fellow ths students think it is. All i know is that it is bullshit and u shouldn’t even have posted it.”
Oh, but it gets better. After some brief words about their being mentally incapacitated and how Christianity in general is comedic (go to the post if you want the actual comment), the following is posted:
“Hey, all i was doing was posting my comment, so don’t be saying anthing to me about it, because you are doing the exact same thing.”
So, let’s start at the beginning:
“The picture isn’t even funny, although other fellow ths students think it is.”
Humor is entirely subjective you dolt. What you find funny and unfunny is not a “truth”, it’s an opinion.
“All i know is that it is bullshit and u shouldn’t even have posted it.”
I shouldn’t have posted it? Let’s break this down:
www.stupidchronicles.blogspot.com = Mine.
www.stupidcrhonicles.blogspot.com = Not yours.
I’ll do and write whatever I damn well please here. And as to it being bullshit: Ok, you’re right: Snickers bars did not exist at that period in time and saying otherwise is clearly a crime against humanity. However, if Snickers bars HAD existed in 32 AD or whenever, I personally think Jesus would’ve enjoyed one. Not only would it have eased his hunger, but it would also have taken his mind off the pain for a bit. He’d need something to wash it down as well though, perhaps a coke- Nay, a Sprite! Yes, that’s it, a Sprite for Jesus!
Moving on:
“Hey, all i was doing was posting my comment,”
Neat, and all I was doing was responding! It’s great to know we both realize exactly what we’re doing at any given moment in time isn’t it? I’m also just sitting here typing. Whee!
“so don’t be saying anthing to me about it, because you are doing the exact same thing.”
No, you’re commenting on my post. I’m responding to your comment. Anyone smart enough to comprehend what quoting is would understand the difference. Since you clearly haven’t reached such a point of high intelligence, allow me to elaborate:
If we were doing the “exact same thing”, I would’ve posted something like “Man, that post was hilarious!” since that would be stating my opinion, just as you did with all the eloquence of a duck trying to fly with one wing.
You know what I enjoy most about running this site? Comments like that. Because rather than making me angry, they make me laugh rather hard. I find it amazing how some of the people who have been to this site
A) Can’t construct a logical argument against any of my posts because hell, even I can do it.
B) Can’t type. Seriously, do they just whack you on the head repeatedly with a hammer in elementary school now instead of giving you a typing class?
C) Take everything here deeply serious. For crying out loud, I have religious friends who have read this site, seen that picture and the lyrics following it, and remained un-offended. Then again, they’re not morons…
So keep fueling the fire. I’ll be here, loving every second of it.
well…since
ur post about Jesus didn’t really bug me i guess i don’t really have
anything mean to say about this…however…if u ever write one of
those fucking suicide stories then u will be getting a lot of posts.
It all comes down to this… you guys are taking everything too seriously. That’s it!If
you disagree with something, that’s fine, but don’t feel compelled to
post your inner feelings in the comments section. No wait, let’s not
lose the comedic value… disregard my last statement!
Stereotypical Christian thought process:1) Take offense2) Speak (reproach)3) Think (optional)
I LOL’d so hard i shat myself!Will the hilarity never cease? I for one sure as hell hope not.
I am entitled to my own opinion, and so
therefor, i stated it. but if you really didn’t want to hear that, then
how come you allow people to leave comments?
“I’m entitled to my opinion…”Just as I’m entitled to point out the flaws therein.“but if you really didn’t want to hear that…”Point
out where I say I didn’t want to hear it. Is it not clearly obvious
that I enjoy bulldozing over your views? It should be, since I actually
wrote it:“You know what I enjoy most about running this
site? Comments like that. Because rather than making me angry, they
make me laugh rather hard.”I allow for comments not only
for this exact reason, but also because somewhere down the road,
somebody may just be able to offer an intelligent argument against me.I’m
not seeing that happening anytime soon though given the current
audience, most of whom are too afraid to take credit for their own
thoughts (like you).
Hahahahahaha! I love how you are making such a big
deal out of my comments. Well, i guess it gives you something to
do……….
I love how he/she doesn’t write their name, and stays anonymous.Also, your the one making a deal about things that you care about and how important it is to you.
“Hahahahahaha!
I love how you are making such a big deal out of my comments. Well, i
guess it gives you something to do……….”And now you’re attempting to pass yourself off as nonchalant, since you can’t even stand up for your own views. Amazing.And
a big deal? The entire point of this site is to mock stupidity, and you
offer it in abundance. So I’m doing what I set out to do…Again, some little kid posting moronic comments on my site is nothing more than amusing to me.
And you just like writing back to me to try and piss me off. “So keep fueling the fire”
Oh
no, don’t get me wrong, I’m not blatantly trying to piss you off. I’m
merely using your posts as evidence that you’re an idiot.They work quite well for that purpose, by the way. Thanks.
Well, actually, i’m having fun with this too.
What’s funny is that you are trying(key word) to make me sound like an
idiot, yet you don’t even know who i am……..its not that funny if
you don’t know who i am.
“yet you don’t even know who i am……..its not that funny if you don’t know who i am.”No…
That’s why it’s funnier still: You won’t even take credit for your
opinion. Better still, you haven’t even bothered defending it, which is
rather amusing considering the only reason you came here was to state
it.“Well, actually, i’m having fun with this too.”Well then, you’ve come a long ways since your initial post.What’s funny is that you are trying(key word) to make me sound like an idiotI’m
not trying. Why would I need to? You going on somebody else’s site and
telling them what they shouldn’t post is more than enough to make
yourself out to be an idiot. I’m just highlighting it.Face it, you made yourself look blindingly stupid here and now you’re trying to shrug it off like nothing happened.And I suppose being a moron is a good reason to remain anonymous…
To
the anonymous person: I suppose you haven’t read my posts from the
suicide section, but if you have… then do so again, then substitute
Angelique’s name for your own and try to keep up. You are not making a
point. You are publicly making yourself look bad. You don’t really try
to use big words, and as such, I haven’t really anything to point out
about your spelling. You aren’t actually arguing a point anymore, and
you never really were in the first place. Disagreement is expected, and
in your case, like that of
“certain-other-people-who-haven’t-persay-reached-high school”, it’s
welcomed! You might take the time to note that the topic here is “The
idiocy inherent in the system”, and then further strain yourself to
note that YOU ARE THE TOPIC. You might also note(granted you actually
look at that glowing screen thingy that’s sitting in front of your
face) that were this a war, you’d be all the military power of, say,
your average box of crayola crayons (I think there’s 24 of them in
there -though you seem a few short-, in all sorts of colors, and right
now, they are your only friends). So, the next time you look up
‘The Stupid Chronicles’ (ahh, the irony gets me every time), you might
try making an intelligent point… or you can remain among the
anonymous idiots who used to post here. No one has to know who you are,
you silly goon, it gives us all massive personal gratification just to
know our cause is not in vain… toodles!
I
guess i am glad that the hilarity did in fact NOT ceace, for if it
should, then i must attempt suicide by sliceing of thine wrists.P.S.
i believe that this site is best experienced with heads promptly
removed from the anus, and also: sorry about the pencil, keith.
Apology accepted.Slicing
of the wrists Duff? You know I would be disappointed in you. Not
because you died, but that you didn’t read this before you died;http://stupidchronicles.blogspot.com/2004/12/suicidal-would-you-please-just-get-it.htmlBaaaaaastard… Stay away from my Pencils.
Keith, everyone forgot about that story until u just brought it up. Thanks alot *rolls her eyes*oh yes… If ur gonna talk shit about me (and many people say that u do) then at least have the balls to say it to my face!
Woe to the comment section:Ben:I’ve
read your comments to the suicide post and as fascinating as they may
be, I see no significant point. I would substitute Angelique’s name for
my own had that been my name, but my parents had the common sense to
select a superior name for me and gave it to me at birth. Also to note
your over-average use of the words “per say†(witch you have so
cleverly deemed one word: persay) “granted you actually look at that
glowing screen thingy that’s sitting in front of your face†some of
us like to call that a monitor, but if glowing screen thingy works for
you then stick with it. Your active knowledge in the crayola system
makes me question your actual motive. To end tootles, are you coming
out of the closet Ben? Never fear the oppression of the masses Ben
flood your free will and love for the world out through your apparent
homosexuality. Chris: The fact that I prefer to remain
nameless is simply because Google in all its infinite wisdom has
allowed me to do so. The anonymous button was put their for a reason.
To end you are absolutely correct in saying this is your small place in
the universe. Enjoy!Christopher I look for truth. With a capitol T!Ha ha.. you just got PUNKED!
“What’s funny is that you are trying(key word) to make me sound like an idiot”Not trying, succeeding.”Also to note your over-average use of the words “per say†(witch you have so cleverly deemed one word: persay)”It works better when making fun of someone for misspelling a phrase to actually get the phrase correct yourself. Bonus points for using the wrong “witch,” “capitol,” and “their” in the rest of your comments.”The
fact that I prefer to remain nameless is simply because Google in all
its infinite wisdom has allowed me to do so. The anonymous button was
put their for a reason.”You don’t want to take credit for your opinions…..because you aren’t being forced to? Such moral backbone!
The coherency of that last post compared to the first one is more than a bit suspicious. Anyways, I like this line the most:“To end you are absolutely correct in saying this is your small place in the universe. Enjoy!”Thank
you for completely turning around on your initial logic (in the
unlikely event you’re even the same person). That’s all I really wanted.
I’m guessing that it’s Dan.Mainly because he can’t spell and because he said you got PUNK’DAlso, about what you wrote Kristen: “Keith, everyone forgot about that story until u just brought it up. Thanks alot *rolls her eyes*oh yes… If ur gonna talk shit about me (and many people say that u do) then at least have the balls to say it to my face!”Alot isn’t a word.Also, I have no balls… remember, that picture you saw? =)And… I don’t talk shit about you, other than I think your obnoxious. Anyway, I still think it’s Dan.
Yeah, it was. He told me today… For the record and to clear up any confusion:That last lengthy anonymous post was not the original poster, but was in fact good ol’ Dan being an ass.But only that post. The rest of the anonymous comments on this thread are by the same, incredibly dense person as far as I know.
Keith,
That’s rather disgusting! Any STRAIGHT guy should have balls. Plus…
you already told me that it was a joke and u didn’t do that. I am
smarter than giving credit for…
Silly
Dan, I said “toodles”, not “tootles”. Where’s the first person gone?
Woe is me, the only person who writes back is the fat man with his
spelling checker…
Oh yes, I am still here. But i have grown tired of the same topic, so i quit posting. But one day i was really bored so i came to your website and was reading the comments. And on this one i found some new ones that i haven’t read. So here i am, posting my last comment on, for this story anyways….