Significantly overweight? Female? Aww, don’t be so down! Do what everybody else is doing: Wear a shirt displaying your bulging stomach in all of its glory! You know, that sort of thing just draws guys to you like a moth to flame. Flames usually consume moths, but no matter! Surely you wouldn’t EAT a potential mate. Well it certainly doesn’t look like you would… Oh, wait.
Why does this have to be one of the things society has that’s inescapable? School is (well, was; there’s laws against this now) ridiculous, with every large female child in a monumental state of denial from ages 13-18 sporting a belly shirt. And just when I think I won’t have to see that crap for 3 months, I get a jolt of reality during my job at our local store. Oh sure, the kids are either playing outside or sitting at home eating Twinkies, but the mothers will have none of that. Nope, they come to buy groceries and display their significantly larger lower rolls like a badge of honor!
This a phenomenon, it really is. Exactly what the hell is going through their head when they get up in the morning?
A) “Wow, I should totally start dieting and exercise instead of spending all day parked on my ass watching judges of various races on TV (we wouldn’t want anybody to think the justice system is racist, now would we?).
B) “Holy shit. I’m fat. But that’s ok, because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggonit, people like me. They won’t care if I show it off.”
C) “Oh, it’s just a little tummy. I can still fit through the door sideways, I’m not THAT bad.”
D) “Mmm… Donuts.”
I say all of the above, except A. It has to be something completely illogical, because no sensible person (outside of the south at least) could walk into a public place with their gut hanging out.
I’d say yell at them, but generally speaking that only makes them depressed, leading to more eating, more denial, more belly-shirts, etc. Beating them senseless and locking them in a room deprived of food seems a tad harsh, and simply giving them a state like Wyoming to roam free in just isn’t feasible.
*sigh* Well, I suppose it falls under “freedom of expression”. Then again, so does saying “I eat way too much and am in COMPLETE AND UTTER denial about my body! One day I will die, and my loved ones will have to spend a small fortune on an over-sized casket!”
On another note, I once saw two women talking to each other in an aisle at the store, and the ENTIRE width of the aisle was taken up by their bodies. Not that that had anything to do with this, but I figured I’d throw that image in there since it’s absolutely priceless.
I have nothing against fat people, by the way. Many of my best friends are such, but then again, they don’t show it off…
Fat people give good head cause they are hungry all the time.
Ok,, so yeah, it’s a little gross… But there’s more coushin’ for the pushin. Feel me dogg?
Fat people give good head cause they are hungry all the time
Oh, know this from experience do we? :p
“I’d say yell at them, but generally speaking that only makes them depressed, leading to more eating, more denial, more belly-shirts, etc.”
Priceless.
Fat people give good head cause they are hungry all the time.
Better hope they dont bite it off.