Comments on: Keepin' the faith… In Dave.

By: Pete

Pete — Thu, 11 May 2006 01:30:56 +0000

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Hey, What’s that behind me.
Oh it was nothing, but I’m sure there was something there, I mean, I had a really brief, vague idea that there was someone there, who wasn’t but hey, I had the brief, vague idea, so there must have been.

Where’d my damn carrot go?

By: Brad

Brad — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:04:46 +0000

I wonder…. what kind of smiting would Dave render if he is disobeyed??? For those christians it’s a bolt of lightning but if Dave is ever so forgiving, I might think of becoming a “davian”

By: diana

diana — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 05:06:30 +0000

Nicely written. I happen to agree. We should all agree with “Dave” and “His” book. After all, this book just so happens to give us all the answers to life and its riddles.

Bullshit.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 23:40:48 +0000

this sounds like a cult to me. i dont like cults. they take away my birthday, and then spank me with it. oh wait, is that the school board?

By: Soilworker

Soilworker — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:23:48 +0000

“i really like the name of this deity – nice ring to it”

LOL. Sheer coincidence, I assure you.

By: Keith

Keith — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:20:21 +0000

Wow.

By: Hindu

Hindu — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 17:30:03 +0000

i really like the name of this deity – nice ring to it

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 07:14:09 +0000

Yep, I missed the sarcasm the first time around, until I realized who exactly Jeff is

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 07:12:48 +0000

Jeff needs a course in logic, pronto.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 05:38:49 +0000

And of course, if the Earth was just slightly farther away from the sun, we wouldn’t have carrots. Obviously, the Universe is finely tuned to produce carrots. This proves Dave is real.