Prior to this morning I had given up on this particular “category” of the site, but this is just too good to pass up…
[in class, talking about a student who, while drunk at a recent high school football game, punched a kid from the opposing team]
Student A: “…Oh, he was suspended for fighting and being drunk at a school function.”
Student B: “How is a football game a school function?!”
Yes… Just how IS a game on school property, funded by school, and played by students representing a high school a school function at all? Clearly this is just one more attempt by The Man to bring us down!
Fight the power!