Prior to this morning I had given up on this particular “category” of the site, but this is just too good to pass up…
[in class, talking about a student who, while drunk at a recent high school football game, punched a kid from the opposing team]
Student A: “…Oh, he was suspended for fighting and being drunk at a school function.”
Student B: “How is a football game a school function?!”
Yes… Just how IS a game on school property, funded by school, and played by students representing a high school a school function at all? Clearly this is just one more attempt by The Man to bring us down!
Fight the power!
Yeah, I thought drinking was only allowed in hockey and water polo.
my god, people at our school are idiots… *hides face*
No, drinking is more than allowed in rugby. In fact, every single person from both teams (and the coaches and even the ref, who’s called the sir) basically has to show up to the “drink up.” It’s really frowned upon not to show up for at least a bit.
You’d think a whole bunch of really crazy, huge rugby players would know how to have a good time, but actually, the things suck. I’ve seen a few, just visiting my bro at college, and they really are boring.
Whoa, sorry. I got way off the topic of the post. Sorry about that.