Comments on: A public service announcement concerning fossil fuels…

By: Kweef

Kweef — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:17:31 +0000

LOL.

By: Soilworker

Soilworker — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:06:56 +0000

…It’s rather hard to tell what the previous comment was directed at, but it was a fascinating romp through teenage angst all the same. Whee!

By: Mike Mutiny

Mike Mutiny — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:07:16 +0000

By the way nationalism and geographic identity are FUCKING STUPID.
Buy all the fucking gas you want. You’re not going to make a difference either way because you probably slave 9-5 for the exact same (albeit lower-ranked) people who dictate exchange prices and guide inflation. If you pay your taxes, pay interest on loans, carry your bullshit “cash cards” (which in principle are NOTHING like cash, in that they have no capacity for anonymity… take it as you will) then you’re authorizing the bankers (who are figuratively sleeping with the oil executives among many, many others in positions of power that we could never dream of) to continue creating intangible, electronic money (ie. renewable blips on computer screens) and to charge interest on it. Sound like a backasswards, horseshit system? It is. You’re the type of sheepfucking, faith-whore that would never dare question Fearless Leader’s intentions, no matter how sinister they are under the thinly-veiled big-media sponsored surface. Don’t even get me started on the futility of voting or those awful, horsetwat “Support Our Troops” ribbons.

What I’m getting at is: Fuck you and everything you stand for. Thanks for your time, wageslave.

By: Mike Mutiny

Mike Mutiny — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:49:05 +0000

Why don’t we all strap bombs to our chests and ride our bikes to the next G8 picnic?
It seems easier every day.

By: Spencer

Spencer — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:27:21 +0000

wow that carey is a real fucktard haha. SO idealistic, kinda like woordrow wilson. Carey, its people like you, who sat around and let hitler and his goons come to power. Ironic isnt it!

By: Soilworker

Soilworker — Sat, 12 May 2007 06:39:27 +0000

Noone sticks together, noone can fight for anything anymore. All because of “small-minded” people like you…

Great plan, sir! And next time everyone is doing something stupid, I’ll be sure and stick with ‘em just to keep up with the herd. I mean comradery and “banding together” is far, faaar more important than say, individual thought.

You think you have reached some unthinkable conclusion?”

I always thought the big banner at the top saying “Stupid Chronicles” made it evident that I’m pointing out things I find to be, well, stupid. But I suppose size 48 bold Arial text is kinda subtle, isn’t it?

“people like you, who feels it’s “inconceivable” for us to band together one day to not buy gas.”

It’s not that I find it inconceivable- afterall, Penn & Teller got several hundred people to sign a petition against dihydrogen oxide- just that it’s completely moronic.

“DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT THEY DIDN’T THINK OF THE VARIABLES WHILE CALCULATING THAT NUMBER?”

According to the message:
1. $30 average tank.
2. 72,110,073 members on myspace

$30 x 72110073 = 2,163,302,190.00

“If all myspace members did not go to the pump on the 15th it would take $2,163,302,190.00“

So, as anybody not suffering from Down Syndrome can see, they calculated fuck-all for “variables”. It took 10 seconds and windows calculator to figure that out, by the way. Hopefully your blind faith in chain-mail will lead you into oncoming traffic one day soon, because the average IQ of the world will absolutely skyrocket.

Maybe you should relax, and spend less energy on trying to tear apart something that is TRYING TO DO GOOD FOR AMERICAN CITIZENS!

I don’t understand how coercing other people into being illogical is “good for American citizens”, but maybe that’s just me.

And honestly: “band together?” “We could make a difference, take a stand?” Good Christ, even the moron I ripped apart in the next post wasn’t THAT horribly cliche.

Also, feel free to read this post before making any more brainless, half-witted comments. I covered most of ‘em, and don’t much care for repeating myself anymore.

By: Carey

Carey — Wed, 09 May 2007 23:03:26 +0000

Haha. You know what pisses me off about people like you? You are EXACTLY the reason that noone can get SHIT DONE in the country. Noone sticks together, noone can fight for anything anymore. All because of “small-minded” people like you, who feels it’s “inconceivable” for us to band together one day to not buy gas. Because it’s really so hard to purchase it the day before? And YOU seemed to have set back evolution in your thoughts, DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT THEY DIDN’T THINK OF THE VARIABLES WHILE CALCULATING THAT NUMBER? You think you are the only person whos mind comprehends the idea that there are young children and non-Americans on myspace? You think you have reached some unthinkable conclusion? Wow Einstein……. If Myspace were a country, it would be the 11th largest. Swallow that number and perhaps you’d begin to understand the number of Americans of Driving age on myspace, and the fact that WE COULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE, TAKE A STAND. And even those 13 year old children can pass the info. on to their parents. Maybe you should relax, and spend less energy on trying to tear apart something that is TRYING TO DO GOOD FOR AMERICAN CITIZENS!

By: Shy Guy

Shy Guy — Sat, 05 May 2007 21:27:21 +0000

Wow. For one post you’ve been called a faggot and a retard. You also have fans that go by the name of Kweef. Quite a site Constable, quite a site.

By: Soilworker

Soilworker — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:07:55 +0000

Aw, no.

And look for a sequel to this post coming very soon.

By: Ian

Ian — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 23:51:16 +0000

Yeah, steal my thunder…AGAIN!
It’s ok, I wont cut too deep. But then you want me to cut deep, don’t you, Chris?