Monthly Archives: October 2008

A thread of childhood

Trampolines are a subtle way for parents to try and kill their children. “He accidentally launched off the side and compressed his spine” is easier to deal with than “I accidentally threw the little shit off the roof” I guess. … Continue reading

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Stupid Chronicles 2.0

78 posts. 432 comments. Barely three years. Way back in August 2004, I made the first post for this site, and somewhere between the infamous “Suicide” rant garnering the attention of Jr. High kids, the eulogy for Eric Groff, and … Continue reading

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