Monthly Archives: December 2008

'member when…

Posted on December 31, 2008 by

I feel a lil’ old. The kind of old that you feel when you see chitlins running around that were born during years you actually recollect. Chitlins, such as they are, that weren’t even properly formed a decade ago. So … Continue reading →

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Santa God, Part III

Posted on December 24, 2008 by

The pulse-pounding conclusion. Please read Part I and Part II first. [scrippet] INT. JAKE & MARK’S BEDROOM – EVENING Jake slams the door. Mark jumps up from his bed, surprised. MARK BEAST WARS! JAKE I don’t believe this- can you … Continue reading →

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Santa God, Part II

Posted on December 22, 2008 by

Make sure and read Part I first. [scrippet]INT. FALLON HOUSEHOLD – EVENING The news. Football. News. Lifetime. UFOs. Jesus. Zombies. Jake flicks uninterested through the channels from the couch. His parents quietly enter the room. Dad has a Dead shirt … Continue reading →

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Santa God, Part I

Posted on December 21, 2008 by

In honor of the holidays, I could post some sort of long, detailed rant about why Christmas is a load of nonsense- how it was Christianity trying to compete with the Pagan holiday season, how it has absolutely nothing to … Continue reading →

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Barack Obama: Not Bigfoot

Posted on December 9, 2008 by

“Hairy beast!” “You killed my cattle!” “All Bigfoots are terrorists!” “Lesser-evolved apelike thing!” These are just a few of the things I hear people shoutin’ at Obama, and I’d like to take a moment to sit down and tell you … Continue reading →

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Work: An anecdote

Posted on December 1, 2008 by

Cafeteria. Any given shift. Whee, another day on the job. It’s nice to know there are still places that doll out two dollars above the minimum wage for physical labor Stephen Hawking could do, as opposed to Troy, where raises … Continue reading →

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Oh right

Posted on December 1, 2008 by

I said I was actually going to post. Hah. The “about” page has been updated with more relevant details, so now it reads like a mini-biography of this place. Self-indulgence- and how. More posts are comin’.

Posted in Miscellaneous Nonsense | 2 Comments