Category Archives: General Mockery

Cafeteria. Any given shift. Whee, another day on the job. It’s nice to know there are still places that doll out two dollars above the minimum wage for physical labor Stephen Hawking could do, as opposed to Troy, where raises … Continue reading →

Well, after four months it would appear I have something (very nearly) worth posting. Similiar to the last one, this was originally a bulletin on Myspace that I found… Silly. Occasionally, I see these things float by- a long list … Continue reading →

Two years ago, somebody decided that my posting of the “Jesus Snickers” image on Easter was rather offensive, and opted to make a stand in my comments section with some rather… “Un-constructive” criticism. I promptly tore them apart, and to … Continue reading →

I’d be lying if I said that the majority of the hits to this site don’t come from my high school during its hours of operation. The fact is that the popularity of my lil’ spot to speak out (no … Continue reading →

So there I am at my place of work- the local grocery store- not all that far into my shift, when I head to the bathroom. Now, you’d think there’s only so many ways a tale with this sort of … Continue reading →

I sit here huddled over my screen in the black of night, door barricaded and shotgun at the ready. For you see, there are roving bands of vicious, angry teenagers just outside the door, and I must be prepared for … Continue reading →

My homepage is, and has been for many years, set to Yahoo. Most of the time their top headlines off to the right of the main page are decent enough for getting a handle on what’s happening in the world … Continue reading →

They sit down. Pro-lifer: “Hey Bubba?” Bubba (of African-American descent): “Yessum?” Pro-lifer: “Your home was decimated by Hurricane Katrina, right?” Bubba: “Yessum…” *sniff* “My Budwiser inflatible home furniture… My Sanford an’ Son VHS collection… My pig… ALL GONE!” *sobs* Pro-lifer: … Continue reading →