Category Archives: General Mockery

So it’s 4/20. Yes, that day when all the local pot-heads get excited because “duuude,” *giggle*, “It’s international pot-smoking day. Riiiight on…” Also today: 2005: Pope Benedict XVI is announced to be John Paul’s successor. Heil Deutschland! 1889: Hitler was … Continue reading →

In some countries, they still hold public executions so the rest of their society will hopefully learn a lesson. Think of the following as the text equivalent. Just when I think the comments under my suicide rant are as logically-deprived … Continue reading →

After enduring a good couple weeks of the media’s death watch, the Pope ran out of juice yesterday. Wow: The Pope, Terri Shiavo, and Johnny Cochran. All gone in one week. There’s a joke in there somewhere, damn it, I … Continue reading →

Owned #1 “I’m so pissed at you” – Keith “Why?” – Me “That post you made!” “Oh” “Sellout!” *snaps me with keychain* “Nah, I’ve had it.” “You can’t!” “I can do whatever I want, bud.” “That’s such a stupid reason … Continue reading →

Terry Shiavo is no more. Good. Maybe now the media will find something worthy of attention to cover in depth like, oh I dunno, the 8.7 quake in Indonesia that killed nearly 500 people. Wonder how many people in the … Continue reading →

“He had alot to say. He had alot of nothing to say. We’ll miss him. We’ll miss him. He had alot to say. He had alot of nothing to say. We’ll miss him. We’re gonna miss him We’re gonna miss … Continue reading →

Every once in awhile I skim through our local newspaper to look at either the sherriff’s report (always nice to see former students taking great strides in their lives) or the opinions page. Normally, it’s to view the latest and … Continue reading →

Do you have an infant? Are you planning on bringing it to a memorial, or some other event where the audience is expected to be silent and respectful? If the answer is yes, I’d like to suggest the following options … Continue reading →

This has been sitting around for a couple months, but I figured I could post it here. Back in October one of those Nigerian scams (more info on them here) was sent to my parents. Being the kind-hearted person I … Continue reading →

Onwards, onwards… Into destruction we go.