Category Archives: Miscellaneous Nonsense

Beautiful, quiet nothin'

Standin’ here, admirin’ this bit of snow, that bit of grass. How it came to be here without any help, its aesthetic properties all shinin’ just as beautiful as anything that lot useda spend their whole lives constructing. That lot. … Continue reading

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Oh, the horror…

Horror movies suck. If you were to take a sample of any twenty films labeling themselves as horror, chances are most of them would be awful, a handful would have some “ok” parts, and maybe one would creep you out … Continue reading

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Fall Backwards

See those leaves up there? Bein’ all golden and still under some blue sky? I do. They’re not actually there, and in fact may be some amalgamation of photos and distorted recollections, but I still see them. Some basement underneath … Continue reading

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Eight

Broken. It’s that feelin’ of wellin’ up like so many irritants inside are tryin’ to rip your mouth open and scream the apocalypse. What would they scream? Hatred, death, somebody help me, a hug? Somethin’. It’s a convolution of shit … Continue reading

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An update on the lack of updates (again)

You may be wondering (yes you, both of you) about my definition of “rebooting” a site when I haven’t been arsed to update it in two months. So! Here’s an update on just why that is: In the last two … Continue reading

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Roads

Have to go to nowhere. Why? ‘Cause it’s dark an’ I can. Specks up there in the black hangin’ above the cold air with a crescent night-light. There’s a sense of warmth right now- love, even. For anything an’ everything. … Continue reading

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Oh right

I said I was actually going to post. Hah. The “about” page has been updated with more relevant details, so now it reads like a mini-biography of this place. Self-indulgence- and how. More posts are comin’.

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Attack, attack, attack…

McCain supporters: Scientology supporters: Xenu would totally vote McCain.

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A thread of childhood

Trampolines are a subtle way for parents to try and kill their children. “He accidentally launched off the side and compressed his spine” is easier to deal with than “I accidentally threw the little shit off the roof” I guess. … Continue reading

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Stupid Chronicles 2.0

78 posts. 432 comments. Barely three years. Way back in August 2004, I made the first post for this site, and somewhere between the infamous “Suicide” rant garnering the attention of Jr. High kids, the eulogy for Eric Groff, and … Continue reading

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