Category Archives: Rants

Michael Bay is the director behind a number of high-grossing action films, including The Rock, Armageddon, and most recently, Transformers. Having just viewed Transformers for the second time at a theater (on campus here), I’d like to take a minute … Continue reading →

(click above for more fun) This image is from a pamphlet that the fine (and likely all deranged) folks over at PETA were courteously handing out to kids at fishing tournaments and tackle shops across the country back in September. … Continue reading →

Jack Thompson is an odd duck, you might say. For what other description can one give a man who, as a medical malpractice attorney, seems to spend the better part of his time berating video game developers for violence and … Continue reading →

About an hour and a half ago I was at work, and was asked the single strangest question ever while there. So I had to take this “large” (read: morbidly obese) person’s groceries out. This was an adventure in itself: … Continue reading →

Do you subscribe to People Magazine? Have you ever fretted over a celebrity’s personal problems? Do you often spend hours wondering if Brad Pitt is making the right decisions with his life? Yes? Well then, I’ve got just the thing … Continue reading →

I can’t wait for my generation to take over the government, I really can’t. That time when I can look about and not see ANY sort of material related to violent video games being bad for kids because A) Most … Continue reading →

Significantly overweight? Female? Aww, don’t be so down! Do what everybody else is doing: Wear a shirt displaying your bulging stomach in all of its glory! You know, that sort of thing just draws guys to you like a moth … Continue reading →

It’s become rather apparent to me that the average local of my area, while not being aptly named Bubba or Fred, lacks the reasoning skills that we’re led to believe define humanity. To demonstrate this, I’ll present issues that are … Continue reading →