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Santa God, Part III

The pulse-pounding conclusion. Please read Part I and Part II first. [scrippet] INT. JAKE & MARK’S BEDROOM – EVENING Jake slams the door. Mark jumps up from his bed, surprised. MARK BEAST WARS! JAKE I don’t believe this- can you … Continue reading

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Santa God, Part II

Make sure and read Part I first. [scrippet]INT. FALLON HOUSEHOLD – EVENING The news. Football. News. Lifetime. UFOs. Jesus. Zombies. Jake flicks uninterested through the channels from the couch. His parents quietly enter the room. Dad has a Dead shirt … Continue reading

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Santa God, Part I

In honor of the holidays, I could post some sort of long, detailed rant about why Christmas is a load of nonsense- how it was Christianity trying to compete with the Pagan holiday season, how it has absolutely nothing to … Continue reading

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