Category Archives: The Word Of Dave

Some people like to celebrate Jesus’ superhuman powers today (we should have a day for Magneto and Spiderman too, while we’re at it; I mean come on, they’re just as cool!), but hear ye, Dave is no fan of that. … Continue reading →

Ahh, Christmas: That time of year where corporations take the American public out back and feverishly rape ‘em, where conservatives scream bloody murder because, curiously enough, not everyone is Christian, and where the occasional nut claims Jesus was born on … Continue reading →

You should believe in invisible bunny rabbits. Why? Well, take me for example: I worship Dave, the all-powerful invisible bunny rabbit. Now, I don’t have any proof that Dave exists, but I feel it in my heart that he does. … Continue reading →