Category Archives: Vehement Rants

Ire: Activetards/Socialtards

Every once in awhile you meet some of these creatures that live and breathe outdoor “excitement” and can’t stand being cooped up. They’re the ones that mock the nerds whenever they walk by, or ridicule anyone whose existence doesn’t revolve … Continue reading

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Urban film shoots- or, empirical evidence that people are morons

So there I was Monday night in downtown Bozeman, “helping” (different rant) with a junior’s film shoot. This particular scene that we were shooting involved a drunken truck driver swerving around a road at stupid speeds and (in the film’s … Continue reading

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A public service announcement concerning fossil fuels…

*looks down* So apparently I never post here anymore, which is silly considering what I’m paying for this site. However, it seems that Myspace is a superb medium for my ranting these days, given that people actually read what I … Continue reading

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Apparently, being obsessed is cool

Do you spend the majority of your waking hours inside a video game? Ever discussed- with a sick, creepy orgasmic happiness- how awesome your bard is? Done that for longer than 20 minutes? How about skipped a class that you’re … Continue reading

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Great idea + general population = Visual atrocities

I’d like to take a brief break from my full schedule of doing fuck-all to talk about a fascinating internet phenenomenon that I am neither the first, nor the last, to have a love/hate relationship with: Myspace. The above name … Continue reading

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A system tripping over itself

I’d like to dedicate the following to the fine folks in charge of my school. I know you’re reading this, so this one is juuust for you. Let’s start off with something simple, like this word: Bullshit. You may be … Continue reading

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Because fads own

By the time you hit your senior year of high school, you’ve seen just about every fashion trend you care to. You think it’s over. You think maybe this year people have realized that looking completely shallow isn’t terribly appealing. … Continue reading

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's… BLOODY HIDEOUS!

You see that? Do you see it? No seriously, stare reeeeallly hard at that. Got it? Comprehend that that’s a vehicle? Ok, now: Explain why, in the name of all that is logical, decent, and RIGHT in this world, somebody … Continue reading

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Fate! Astrology! Bullshit!

Awhile back I decided I would go looking for some of the blogs from around here. Why? Sheer boredom and the expectancy of finding someone over 18 living around here with writing abilities. Can’t say there were too many results, … Continue reading

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Heil Das Hat Nazi!

This is easily my longest post ever, so kick back and enjoy. Unless you’re part of the school administration, in which case I ask you to consider the following. By no means am I alone in these thoughts… My school … Continue reading

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