The horror, the horror…
I sit here huddled over my screen in the black of night, door barricaded and shotgun at the ready. For you see, there are roving bands of vicious, angry teenagers just outside the door, and I must be prepared for the worst.
It’s been getting harder these last few days- just attending school, that is. The hallways erupt with violence every time you turn around, hideous scars infest the student population- wounds from battle, they are. And the worst part- oh lord, the worst part- they want this! Every child grades 9-12 welcomes an attack for the simple fact that they will get to “distribute the hurt”. It’s no longer “there will be blood, oh yes, there will be blood”- Nay! The crimson liquid of life is already being spilt upon the floors of every hall, the streets of town, the trees of the forest, the innocent on-looking puppy dogs! The beautifully peaceful snow-covered ground is stained red with hatred while the towns people avert their eyes, crying out “Oh God, why do they do this? What unpardonable sin have we done to thee for our children to act such!”
Oh, what is the cause! WHAT IS THE CAUSE! So angry, so young! Mood swings and common teenage angst- Nay! These factors are far too simple and logical for explanations! Counseling must be given, testing done- The kids aren’t ok, oh dear, they are so very troubled… But by what? Oh lord, deliver us!
Yes, deliver us from this anarchy! Half a dozen fights in a semester- this is MADNESS! Insanity as such hasn’t occurred since last year at the LEAST! Chaos is on the march and the foundations of society will soon crumble if lessons aren’t taught, examples set, and “fun” crushed like the heathen scum that it is!
This, my fellow readers, is the ONLY way to approach matters! Make everyone suffer for the actions of a few- God knows that’s a surefire method of making teenagers think about their actions, and that it NEVER, ooooh it NEVER, just leads to pissing off every last one of them! A surefire solution indeed, for fun, as previously stated, is a vile and despicable thing!
And as I sit here, stroking my shotgun and listening to the terrifying ambience outside (goddamn crickets, they’re preparing an ambush, I know it), I begin to wonder if maybe I’ve been misled. Maybe there is no more than average violence outside. Maybe, just maybe, the people upstairs have a poor grasp on reality.
Then I realize I’m thinking too much, and I that need more shells for ol’ Bessy here.
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Odd. What, may I ask, promted this “post” of teenage angst?
Those darn kids…don’t they know that fighting doesn’t solve anything? We never used to have so many fights….Ah we’ll show em. We’ll punish the little hoodlum scum!
And dear lord Ricky you weren’t serious were you?
[...] under: Silliness — Jeff @ 9:39 pm
Jeez, high school’s gettin’ a bit crazy: It’s been getting harder these last few days- just attending school, that i [...]
sort of untill i read your post jed.
i say we do what hitler and the japanese used to do back in the day: line everyone up along a trench and open fire with machine guns. then use the few survivors to bury the dead.
The many fights that us kids of Troy High School have been planning out and deciding were they were going to be finnalized at is our buisness. As every one knows many of our fights have been quiet retarded you know the tipical punch and kick and usuall ends in some one giving up or just falling down and hurting something. The fight that happened behind the bowling alley was quiet a fight the competitors were tough and the fight was a mystery fight why i call it the mystery fight you might ask well let me explain. It never really ended i was a tough fight to call both competitors we getting in good ones but at the end we had to cancel. thats why i give my advice to any and everyone. find a place fight with you and four people and then just bragg about it at school. Fighting is a way to settle things and if you are afraid of getting hurt then box. dont be and idiot and do it with thirty people. do it wisely
sincerly The Black Norris
What the FUCK are you talking about? Have you had a frontal labotomy? Do you comprehend the english language? What the fuck. This is the reason why i posted the firs comment in the first place.
here is a picture with my general reaction to the norris post.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/Yffudbor/wtfcat.jpg
Wow, I just read that.. Not bad..
Yeah, duffy, you are a fucking retard. Maybe you should learn how to use one of those book thingies that they call… “translators.”
That might help you out. Also, while you’re plans sound like a whole lot of fun – “fight with you and four people and then just bragg about it at school” – I think I’ll pass.
Gee, lets go have the great time of getting our faces pounded in so that we can be regarded as really cool and extremely inteligent when we tell everyone else about it.
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